Buster I am so angry with you right now I could spit nails!!! You not only chewed up a pencil sharpener of which I am still not sure if you swallowed the blade or not, but tonight you got hold of the one most important technology I have in my life…MY CELL PHONE!!!!!
I am just thankful you did put one of those big old canines straight through the screen of my phone, but you did manage to crush the outside bottom left of the flip top with your choppers!
HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN STUPID ENOUGH TO LEAVE THE DAMN THING OUT WHERE YOU COULD GET TO IT??? UUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!